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Jittery Finesse

I once rode in an elevator with Salma Hayek.

  • pioneerman:

So obviously this is a horrendous picture, but we got a Gayby at the clerb to take it for us so what can you expect?
Anyway, I think John’s comment is the most appropriate:
“The Gayngels don’t care what you want for Christmas.”

I was beyond inappropriate that night. I gave Santa a lap dance and all I got was a freakin’ football. 

    pioneerman:

    So obviously this is a horrendous picture, but we got a Gayby at the clerb to take it for us so what can you expect?

    Anyway, I think John’s comment is the most appropriate:

    “The Gayngels don’t care what you want for Christmas.”

    I was beyond inappropriate that night. I gave Santa a lap dance and all I got was a freakin’ football. 

    Tagged: hark bitches

    Posted on December 11, 2011 via Pioneer Man with 23 notes

    Source: pioneerman

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