Jittery Finesse

i bought a bag of starbursts to keep on my desk and i hid all the red and pink ones because everyone always eats those first, right? and my office mate busted up in my office all like ‘you already ate all the red and pink ones?’ and i was like oh, yeah, sorry and then she caught me eating a pink one later and i was like what? say something. you best be glad you even got that lemon flavored one.