January 2012
41 posts
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“You look like Orville Redenbacher.”
– My boyfriend. Best compliment of the night.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Chalk it up.
If I’m wearing cufflinks, I’m getting wasted. Cufflinked, if you will.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
23 posts
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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New Years Resolutions For 2012:
themorallycorruptfayeresnick: Find out what a ‘Skrillex’ is. Hunt a ’Skrillex’. Give to charity more. (Buy Sheree’s new single.) Listen to more than 2/3rds of an Adele song without getting nausea.  Eloquently articulate my disputation against Katy Perry. Nail it to her door à la Martin Luther. End my long running feuds with Trina, Joan Didion and ThoughtCatalog. Become BFFs with Tara Reid....
Dec 27th
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I think my dad might be tipsy.
He’s eating soft-serve ice cream with a fork. Sprinkles and nuts and all.
Dec 25th
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My dad and I are going to the casino tonight and I plan to get drunk and win a thousand dollars and pretend like I don’t miss my friends terribly.
Dec 25th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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WatchWatch
pioneerman: verymarykate: magazines I know 50,000 ways to please you! UGH, VOGUE, PHOTOSHOP MY LIFE!
Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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The current temperature is 4 degrees.
pioneerman: FOUR DEGREES. #BEYONCE’S LATEST ALBUM DEGREES.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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What’s the name for baby otters? This is important. I need to be classified and validated.
Dec 4th
27 notes
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Dec 2nd
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