January 2012
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You look like Orville Redenbacher.
– My boyfriend. Best compliment of the night.
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Chalk it up.
If I’m wearing cufflinks, I’m getting wasted. Cufflinked, if you will.
December 2011
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New Years Resolutions For 2012:
themorallycorruptfayeresnick:
Find out what a ‘Skrillex’ is.
Hunt a ’Skrillex’.
Give to charity more. (Buy Sheree’s new single.)
Listen to more than 2/3rds of an Adele song without getting nausea.
Eloquently articulate my disputation against Katy Perry. Nail it to her door à la Martin Luther.
End my long running feuds with Trina, Joan Didion and ThoughtCatalog.
Become BFFs with Tara Reid....
I think my dad might be tipsy.
He’s eating soft-serve ice cream with a fork. Sprinkles and nuts and all.
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My dad and I are going to the casino tonight and I plan to get drunk and win a thousand dollars and pretend like I don’t miss my friends terribly.
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pioneerman:
verymarykate:
magazines
I know 50,000 ways to please you!
UGH, VOGUE, PHOTOSHOP MY LIFE!
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The current temperature is 4 degrees.
pioneerman:
FOUR DEGREES.
#BEYONCE’S LATEST ALBUM DEGREES.
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What’s the name for baby otters? This is important. I need to be classified and validated.
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