January 2011
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Hey Binx! I need your help brainstorming for some...
Oh hey, Boss. No problem! MY BRAIN IS A VERY STORMY PLACE.
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I could be a personal trainer.
J: How do you stand the boredom of doing the rowing machine for an hour?
Me: Easy. I just imagine that it's like early autumn and I'm on the Charles River with the Winklevoss twins. Cameron's ass is in front of me and Howard's... well you know... is behind me. Then I enjoy the view. Also, there are stacks of cash around us filling the boat. That helps.
It's snowing outside and I'm totally over it...
But gchat put a little pile of snow on each of my gchat boxes and now I just want to go make snow angels and build a snowman.
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I Don't Feel Completely Insane About My Ryan... →
A Gosling inspired lesbian: “I’m Switching Teams. Probably. Maybe Not.”
If you’re Ryan Gosling, that would be pretty cool. He’s super handsome, and I like the facial expressions that he makes. He kind of looks like maybe he grew up on a farm, and knows how to chop wood and stuff. I bet that if you took Ryan Gosling camping you’d wake up and notice him missing from the tent you...
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Once, when I was drunk, some gypsies stole my heart out of my chest and swapped...
– Johnny Pockets, The Road South
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We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we...
I just facilitated a 30 minute training session to teach the office baby boomers how to use the Keurig. Thirty minutes. You know, I try to not be that agist office prick who everyone hates because he’s all like huff-and-puff-obvious-extreme-eye-roll.gif every time an old mispronounces “twitter” during the web 2.0 strategy sesh (kanyesus knows they put up with my millennial...
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COLFER WINS!
I might be tearing up.
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honeychurch asked: i just wanted to let you know that i adore your url! the moviegoer is such a fantastic book.
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Seth Green moonlights as a karaoke rapper in...
I spent the past weekend in Boston with two of my best friends, Boozer and White-Ho. I learned a lot:
It wasn’t actually Seth Green, but this guy was cuter, and red-headed and Jewish which is close enough for me.
A handful of Sam Adams bitter caramel hops doesn’t count as lunch and sitting at the back of the tasting room with surplus free beer on an empty stomach will get you...
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Seth Green moonlights as a karaoke rapper in...
I spent the past weekend in Boston with two of my best friends, Boozer and White-Ho. I learned a lot:
It wasn’t actually Seth Green, but this guy was cuter, and red-headed and Jewish which is close enough for me.
A handful of Sam Adams bitter caramel hops doesn’t count as lunch and sitting at the back of the tasting room with surplus free beer on an empty stomach will get you...
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The lesson: I didn’t just come out at Harvard, I learned how to be gay at...
– William B. Rubenstein, My Harvard Law School
Rubenstein talks about his days as a student and now a professor at HLS and the need for Harvard to be more of a leader in the field of queer studies.
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The lesson: I didn’t just come out at Harvard, I learned how to be gay at...
– William B. Rubenstein, My Harvard Law School
Rubenstein talks about his days as a student and now a professor at HLS and the need for Harvard to be more of a leader in the field of queer studies.
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garunriot asked: I love that you love Ryan Gosling. And I love you and your blog for that.
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honeychurch asked: i just wanted to let you know that i adore your url! the moviegoer is such a fantastic book.
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garunriot asked: I love that you love Ryan Gosling. And I love you and your blog for that.